Is Cindy McCain a Trollop?

We've all heard the story:

"In his 1992 Senate bid, McCain was joined on the campaign trail by his wife, Cindy, as well as campaign aide Doug Cole and consultant Wes Gullett. At one point, Cindy playfully twirled McCain's hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." McCain's face reddened, and he responded, "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt." McCain's excuse was that it had been a long day. If elected president of the United States, McCain would have many long days."

Ever since this story surfaced it's been used as an example of John McCain's short fuse, his inability to process data rationally let alone take a joke (even if its from his wife). And that certainly is one possibility. But now people say there may be another explanation for this tyrade: maybe Cindy really IS a trollop. Let that sink in for a moment. Now, just to be clear, we're not calling her a trollop at all; heaven forbid. But a lot of "people" are saying "hey, maybe he was telling the truth, maybe she really is a slutty trollop. In fact, wasn't that Cindy McCain who flashed her boob during the Super Bowl?"

Typically this website steers clear of negative rumors and innuendos. But, we do have an obligation to our readers to cover breaking stories once they are widespread and worthy. And we do have to investigate the scandalous claims that an American hero like John McCain, a man who, lest we forget, was a POW during World War I, might have anger management issues. So although we won't take a position on whether Cindy is a common whore or whether its John McCain who's completely disturbed; whether Cindy's a trailer-trash hussie or John McCain is riding the short bus and wearing a helmet when no one's looking. And how long has John McCain known that Cindy was a harlot anyway? Always? Recently? Was Sturgis the first time he entered his wife into a wet T-shirt contest or did he meet her when she was dancing at the Boom Boom Bar in Phuket Thailand? Who can tell. But, we do promise to keep on top of this story as it develops in a fair, objective, and professional manner. . .just like Fox News.