My apologies to our readers for our absence these past two weeks. Unfortunately, the millions we rake in weekly from this blog aren't exactly enough to keep me going in the lifestyle to which I'm accustomed. Accordingly, I still have to hold down a day-job (horror of horrors) and had to travel on business for two weeks in order to prostitute myself to "the man."
However, I hereby make this solemen promise to you all: the day any of my loyal readers can actually get me paid for doing this, we'll never miss a day of news coverage and blogging again. With that, on with the show.
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honestly you HAVE to update everyday! this is going to be my new favorite blog and i'm going to send it to everyone I know...especially my Republican friends!
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